You’ve probably seen remote control bullets before, and if you’re anything like I am, you’ve wondered about all of the different ways they might be used. So, here it is.

First off, I like bullets because these egg-shaped wonders are incredibly versatile. They are great external clitoral stimulators. They can be used when you are alone, in conjunction with oral sex or held in place during vaginal or anal intercourse. They are small and discreet, so they are great to bring on a trip, too. Furthermore, for the size, they can pack some power.

Ok, so the other night my Fiancé and I were getting ready to go out for dinner. He asked me if I’d like to wear something special with my outfit. With that, he pulled out the Remote Control Waterproof Bullet by Pipedream. Voila! We both smiled knowing we were going to have some fun that night. (The slightly cheesy packaging had us laughing and ripping the box open in no time. I pointed to the “come hither” photo on the front and the big burst that says “works up to 25 feet!”)

I tucked it into a cute pair of boy short panties I was wearing then slipped on a pair of jeans. It stayed securely in place and it was virtually invisible. (I thought somebody would surely spy the suspicious bulge in my pants, causing strange looks from the restaurant staff for both of us!) After driving to the restaurant and sitting at the bar waiting for a table, I had forgotten about it being there. He had gone to the bathroom while I remained seated, when suddenly, my panties began buzzing. What a great way to let me know he was thinking about me. I’m sure everyone was wondering what I was smiling about. It was a totally different experience and it was a lot of fun to be teased in public. I couldn’t wait to get him alone! One word of caution: If you are going to use this out in public - go somewhere relatively noisy. It isn’t the quietest toy around. But my giggles probably drowned out any noise it made.